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Your favorite, new, Christmas song! Crank up the car stereo, and listen with your kids!
lyrics
We've got chestnuts roasting, so open fire
Anyone who desires, let's all kill kill kill
No more yuletide carols, we slaughtered the choir
Set the mall on fire, blood will spill spill spill
It's Christmas, and Santa's gonna slay you all
With eggnog spiked with fentanyl, look who's laughing now, "Ho Ho!"
It's Christmas, don't forget to send your death-wish lists
Grab your credit cards and slit your wrists, and drown in your bloody gifts, yeah!
Jingle punk, jingle punk, jingle punk rock
Let's all open the pit, where the greedy will submit
I hope that you hate, this song that I made
Yeah it's distasteful, but you ARE disgraceful
It's Christmas, and Santa's gonna slay you all
With eggnog spiked with fentanyl, look who's laughing now, "Ho Ho!"
It's Christmas, don't forget to send your death-wish lists
Grab your credit cards and slit your wrists, and drown in your bloody gifts, yeah!
Got nothing 'gainst the spirit of givin'
But I hate that it's more important what kind of gifts you'll be gettin'
And one last message that I've got for the children
...Hey Kid! There's no such, thing as Satna Clause!
It's Christmas, and Santa's gonna slay you all
With eggnog spiked with fentanyl, look who's laughing now, "Ho Ho!"
It's Christmas, don't forget to send your death-wish lists
Grab your credit cards and slit your wrists, and drown in your bloody gifts, yeah!
It's Christmas, and Santa's gonna slay you all
With eggnog spiked with fucking fentanyl, look who's laughing now, "Ho Ho!"
It's Christmas, don't forget to send your death-wish lists
Grab your credit cards and slit your wrists, and drown in your bloody gifts, fuck yeah!
credits
released November 23, 2018
Sam Barba - Vocals, Screams, Guitar
Forres Rasmussen - Guitar, Vocals
Adam Smith - Bass
Bryce Tuitt - Drums, Vocals, Audio Engineer
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